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dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

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ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

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sodamnrelatable:

when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this

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aplacetolovedogs:


My wife usually comes back from work by 7 pm and plays fetch with the dogs, she is running late today  Inplainsights
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aplacetolovedogs:

My wife usually comes back from work by 7 pm and plays fetch with the dogs, she is running late today :( Inplainsights

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pesterlogs:

calm the F down

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cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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Harry Potter's Character Development

  • Books 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
  • Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.

pretentious-pouser:

see the resemblance?

pretentious-pouser:

see the resemblance?

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